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First Post!

The point of this blog is for my friend Jonathan to find a lovely lady to go on a date and possibly have an emotional connection with.
We have created an application that should be suitable in finding out whether your are a good match for Jon.
It has pained me to see him so depressed out being single. (Besides today)
If you are interested please fill out the application and post it in the comments.

Application for dating Jonathan Allen Dean

Are you a female?
What is your sexual orientation?
Are you attracted to this man (Kind of an important detail):


Are you Straight-Edge?
If not, please stop filling out this application and continue with what you were doing previously.
Are you vegetarian?
If not, you should consider the positives that would come out of it.
Do you know whose team your on?
Do you know what Dolemite is going to be pulling out?
Do you have a socially awkward laugh? Or, do you laugh at times when they are not necessary?
Are you “Ogre-Height”?
Will I find you attractive? If even to the slightest it will work.
Can you cook vegan for Jonathan?
Are you following me?
What would would you refer to me as a secondary name?
Do you have the intelligence of a mole-rat?
Do you have any socially awkard diseases and, or STDs?
Are you a cool person?
Will we spare you during the Epic Apocalypse?
Do you shop at Wal-Mart?
Name one famous person you despise.
What are your opinons on the Twilight series?
Write me a poem.